Baroquen: each little crack has character
2003-11-09 - 1:27 a.m.

Art: another little black book, this one titled �Cool People: a list of inspiration�. Each entry will include a single person�s name and the thing that they did which was exceptionally �cool�. The first entry being nothing but �YOU.� And the idea behind it being nothing more than that you (the reader) are easily inspired by remembering the people that helped you out when you needed it, or happened to be doing something insanely stoopid when you happened to be walking past, or just stood there and looked for all the world like hot shyte.

Sold cigarettes to a guy who really needed a fix

For the record, I would like to reaffirm to myself how much I cannot own an old jaguar at this point in my life. I will not state the reasons *here* for they should be fairly obvious.

A list of words that should be real terms.
Sciophobia: the fear of understanding.
Calleophobia: the fear of tangible/first-hand understanding.
Certusaphobia: the fear of definite understanding.
Conlusiophobia: the fear of secret understanding.
Accipiophobia: the fear of receiving understanding.
Iudiciuphobia: the fear of searching for understanding.
Mentiphobia: the fear of having the capacity to understand.
Teneophobia: the fear of retaining that which you have understood.
Agnosco: the fear of recalling a thing that was understood.
Vertophobia: the fear of construing understanding.
Confiteriphobia: fear of admitting your understanding.
Intellectus: the fear of being one who understands.
Indicophobia: the fear of being understood.

Nov8. Saw Jason versus Freddy at the RPI theatre. Freakin� hilarious. Dream, �call of 1000 fireflies�. It started like an anime, with the main characters flying across the screen with lots of motion lines in the background. Three hentai characters with tomb-raider-bodies (not to be confused with sailor-moon-bodies), the blond one was �Asako� the Redhead�s name started with a P, and the third one I can�t remember the hair colour of and think that her name started with �T�. There was a general theme of nudity while they flew around in costumes (the nature of which didn�t really cover them, but indicated what type of animal they were most akin to) and a theme song that reminded me of Red Hot Chilly Peppers played in the background. The plot of the story was that the butler of the mansion had expired (literaly, he had an expiration date of the back of his head, and he was past due for being thrown out) and he spent much of the episode/dream arguing that he had undeniable rights as a sentient being, as so should not be disposed of. Instead of arguing to the contrary, the trio seemed more interested in exposing themselves while they made chopping noises and hit things, which resulted in a rapid succession of on-off states as the viewer (for I really wasn�t the dream) went back and forth between wanton-destruction-plus-titties and philosophical-yet-monotone-debate. Elmo (from sesame street) appeared twice, shouting for help from the inside of a see-through chip bag, trapped underneath a handful of blue cheddar Doritos. The phone rang; end dream.

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