It Feels Strange, Not Being Doped Up On Coke
2001-03-13 - 21:24:58
Desperate Guy: *runs into a bank and drops his pants* I am one of God's children! See!?! I bear the mark of my ancestors, who cut off their foreskin in the eyes of God! And God sacrificed his one and only son so that I could get a loan!
Bank Teller: I'm sorry, but God has a very badd credit history with us. You can try the bank down the street though...
In the second comming, Jesus will be from Texas. And he'll have a big hat. When he starts speaking out against the government and dunking people in a river, Special Forces agents will abduct him. He'd be on trial for a couple years before a few jail operators take matters into their own hands, and slapp him into an electric chair. And they'd have a hard time restraining him, so they'd nail his hands and feet down. I can see it now. A whole new religious order wearing symbols of chairs on necklaces...decorating their church spires with symbolic instruments of death.
I studied my ass off for my physics test tomorrow. But I should've been thinking more about driver ed. I got an unacceptable (and yet not failing) grade on my written test. And after I was done, Mike (physics teacher) tells me that we're not having the test until next week. Damn. And that was the test I was ready for.
Sidenote: I haven't seen many anti-socialists in my lifetime. Dan and Luke are a prime example; enemies to the whole structural 'clique' society of their school. Last time I saw Dan, he was holding a sword. And Luke...we'll, it's indescribable, really. I wasn't really good friends with them persay, but they were universally viewed as 'qoo shyt'.
I won't be going downstate for a longlong time.
Fulgenio Batista: Putting the 'diC' back in dictator. And several thousand Cubans died under his thumb because he was backed up by the American government, and had forced Grau out of the Presidency. Have a nice day; come again.
PS: I'm such a lazy fuck. I can't believe I haven't completed this essay yet.
